Welcome to the Monkey House

Welcome to the Monkey House is the second collection of Vonnegut short stories, assembled by his new publisher Seymour Lawrence and released by Delacourt in 1968. It reprinted 11 of the 12 stories from Canary in a Cat House, excluding "Hal Irwin's Magic Lamp", while 23 of 25 of the works were reprinted in Complete Stories in 2017, excluding the non-fiction "Where I Live" and "New Dictionary".

Contents

• Preface
• "Where I Live"
• "Harrison Bergeron"
• "Who Am I This Time?"
• "Welcome to the Monkey House"
• "Long Walk to Forever"
• "The Foster Portfolio"
• "Miss Temptation"
• "All the King's Horses"
• "Tom Edison's Shaggy Dog"
• "New Dictionary"
• "Next Door"
• "More Stately Mansions"
• "The Hyannis Port Story"
• "D.P."
• "Report on the Barnhouse Effect"
• "The Euphio Question"
• "Go Back to Your Precious Wife and Son"
• "Deer in the Works"
• "The Lie"
• "Unready to Wear"
• "The Kid Nobody Could Handle"
• "The Manned Missiles"
• "EPICAC"
• "Adam"
• "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow"